Oh, ok. It looks like someone a little too fond of TV decided they wanted to be a vigilante. Lyall hesitates as he looks the stranger up and down, wondering whether or not he should take the offer seriously. In the end he decides that if anyone here isn't serious about what they're offering, it's not his job to correct them.

So, sceptically, Lyall picks up his pen. "Please state your name and applicable skills"