Jalen does have endurance. And experience in running away from unpleasant things. But the spiders are so fast! He briefly considers tossing the bottle of expensive Chardonnay at them that he has totally been holding in a death grip this entire time but of course he does not. It's Chardonnay he's going to drink the ENTIRE bottle when this is all over.
IF it is. They're going to catch him, they're going to drag him back to their freaky little bone webs and-
Screams again as he's nearly run over by... whatever that thing that lady is on! He doesn't even care what it is! He doesn't know where she came from but he's fine with this terrifying angel woman God has CLEARLY sent to him in his time of greatest need!
"The spiders are flying! Why are they flying?!" he grabs her hand with his free one so she can haul him up. The spider are full of surprises it seems and he quite frankly doesn't want any MORE.
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IF it is. They're going to catch him, they're going to drag him back to their freaky little bone webs and-
Screams again as he's nearly run over by... whatever that thing that lady is on! He doesn't even care what it is! He doesn't know where she came from but he's fine with this terrifying angel woman God has CLEARLY sent to him in his time of greatest need!
"The spiders are flying! Why are they flying?!" he grabs her hand with his free one so she can haul him up. The spider are full of surprises it seems and he quite frankly doesn't want any MORE.