Dummy, you're the only one I desire.

Alternative self, huh? Wait, Jack doesn't have to be a clone, he might be--

Jack might be you from another Reality! Why didn't I think of that. Then again, I've heard of Sven from others, but I've never met him. Right, I'm sure you don't know what I'm talking about. It's a long story-

His thoughts trail off as he's kissing Ziggy. Mhm.

Alright, sure, you caught me, I am slightly hungry. But I'm still paying for Jack's dinner, Hiroki insists. And our guy can think whatever he wants, but I'm never repaying you that way.

Now Hiroki just watches Ziggy and Jack, trying very hard not to doze off. He's glad he's called Ziggy for help.