"You did, huh? Well, can you back out? That's if you actually want to go through with this whole dating thing in the first place. Too much effort if you ask me. All the cleaning that you have to do before hand. Ungh. I prefer to stay in my trash can and accept weeds off anyone who might like me. Not people do like me though and that's fine because friends can be annoying."

This was a date for Oscar. Sort of. If anyone did happen to like him he'd offer stinky weeds as a substitute for nice smelling flowers. Stinky weeds smelled nice. Of course they did.

"Have you got her chocolates or some other human thing you do? Let me guess, you're going to go out and spend a load of cash on perfume you only use once? I've seen it happen to some other guys I knew once."

Oscar know some humans believe it or not.