"Honestly," says Ravage, "I'm just relieved that my friends are taking care of all of this for me. We're already conjunxes, but all of our people have decided we have to make a big public deal out of this. Esmeral's planning all the refreshments and decorations, Misfire and Laserbeak gave us our capes, Megatron wrote us a poem...I'm so overwhelmed by everything else going on in our lives that I don't have a clue.

"Plus, Soundwave and I believed for so long that we'd never be allowed to get married that we never really even thought about what kind of celebration we'd like."

He sighs, a small ex-vent. "I guess what is most important to us is that all of our friends will be there. Which is pretty impressive, given that some of them were on opposite sides of a war."