That's fine - she can roll with it, this time with a look of feigned seriousness. "Oh, we do. I've recently recovered from my tutuectomy. Risky procedure, took hours."

If she'd been here longer, maybe she would have agreed with him. But as far as she's aware, monsters and things-that-live-in-closets aren't real, and so hearing that someone has somehow made a career of hunting them is sort of difficult to imagine.

"True - I've just never met anyone who does it for a living."