Don't give him any ideas Ixis, he's already the type of guy that goes to Sunday brunches and spends his free time growing flowers. To be fair, 'Josh' has to resist staring at any of Ixis's unique features, like his lobster claw and large bat ears.

"That can be argued. You ever seen a teenager wearing a one-piece jumper adorned with a large pineapple? It's terrifying." For such a sad event, he's over-joyed to be discussing it. "Benedict Cumberbatch, although he was calling himself Khan, came into the Nexus and disabled the anti-violence field. Brought in a whole army of androids and was looking for Jim Kirk."

He shakes his head. "I heard a group of 'heroes' took him down though. Sad, really. That man's beautiful blue eyes were taken from this world too soon."