"A name is a proper noun in form only! I stand by my assertion, young man." And for good measure, Naugus wraps his tail around one of his own legs. You know, for safe keeping.

"I've always been assured its uncommon, but twice since my arrival seems excessive. Were there casualties?" He doesn't even think to pick up or comment on the statement that this fine young fellow doesn't seem to mind some chaos now and again.