"Wait a second...You just told me that comics are useless, yet you won't give up on any type of research? Me thinks you're a walking contradiction." Don't worry, Naugus, everyone has a little hoarder quirk. This dummy stores jars of blood, which is probably worse than collecting newspapers.

"Does that really work? Aren't people smart enough to avoid getting themselves into questionable deals?" He can't help but give a skeptical look, arms crossed over his chest. "It sounds like a twisted form of slavery." Not like he objects to that concept either.