"That sounds like a swank Bunkers and Badasses dungeon if I ever heard one."

Ooooh, he's got such a way with words. Tina has returned to her papers scribbling furiously. She needs to write as much of this down as she can because this is the sort of prose that makes a campaign.

Until Brick says he's bored, at least.

But hey, Micolash mentioned something about hungry beasts and roaming spoops so at least he'll have plenty of things to punch to death. Everyone else can appreciate her flowery storytelling.

"What kinds of horrors?" She looks up after a moment of feverish writing, eyes bright and wide with wonder. "Were they massive and made of meat? Spindly and wiggly like bugs actually no I hate bugs ew ick ewwww they're gross."