"The noble hero framed for murder, banished and forced to prove his innocence! Attacked in the midst of night on his way back to claim his rightful title!"

Excuse Tina while she narrates Tyrion's story in between his own speaking. She has a habit of making commentary during all kinds of stories. You really do get used to it. Besides, she's making him sound even more awesome than his story. It's a service, really.

"Dude, man," her hyperbolic movie trailer voice drops to something more conversational when he pauses to eat. "Crumpets are the shit."