"Never heard of Europe? It's kind of like a whole bunch of countries, but that's not important." Seriously, he couldn't be bothered to remember the proper name for it anyway.

"But you mentioned... Yarn-numb was suffering from some kinda plague as well, eh?" He puts one arm over the back of the couch, almost completely invested in their twisted conversation. "Now you've got me curious! I mean, I already told you what the Black Death does to people. What about the plague you're familiar with?"