"Real captain. Commanding officer of the USS Enterprise."

He leans away slightly from her touch, not because it bothers him necessarily, it's just a bit more intimate than he was going for. And honestly, back in the day, he might've been more open to that. These days... well, it's complicated.

"Nah, neither of those. There's another one of me from another universe." Probably more than one, now that he thinks about it, but so far he hasn't met any more.