"I suppose I should have known." It was a game that Chris was familiar with, after all. Plus, no single planet, other than Earth, that he knows is so obsessively divided up by its inhabitants. It's just not a thing that happens very often where he comes from.

Oh. The thing is starting!

He's gotta do some stuff, right?

Uhhhhhhhhh.

Move the stick and, okay, the green guy starts moving around. Push the buttons like Chris was saying and the green guy attacks. This doesn't seem to bad ...

Han walks the first stage Zangief all the way into the corner of the level and starts cheesing him to death with the low kick.