He rolls his eyes at that thinly veiled insult.

"Says the one eyed man in the silly-looking jacket." He clears his throat. "I mean, look. Bird masks aren't that uncommon, and mine actually does something. Can't say the same about whoever you ran into."

He's still bluffing, but he sounds convincing enough? He still looks disgusted at the man's suggestion. "What, with the likes of you?! EEUGH! I don't even want to know where your mouth has been, much less kiss it."