"Puttin' me on the spot, huh?" The band strikes up an icy-instrumental rendition of "Last Christmas" by Wham! At least it's a song he knows. Majima gently leads her into the steps of a partner dance that's not a far cry from something out of Saturday Night Fever. He's actually pretty good at this?

He laughs. "Well, if I make a fool'a myself, I'm takin' you down with me."