"I've got a bird about the size of a great dane, a dinosaur that is about the size of....I want to say a collie? Maybe slightly smaller. And a sort of dog that's somewhere between a sheltie and a basset hound in size."

When in doubt, the dog scale of animals has never failed Steve before. He's gesturing with his hands too, trying to give a sense of scale.

"Also, I didn't...look like this. When I got my apartment. So that's something I need to take into account too."