"I will punch you in the dick." No he won't. Frankly, Jim's well within his rights to laugh at the way the older captain's face gets even redder at the comment. Either way his older counterpart is disappearing with a bip! in short order.

Even if it only takes him a minute to copy down the recipe he's taking longer to get himself under control. He doesn't get embarrassed especially not over sappy shit. Okay? Right? Okay. Good talk, self. Knock that shit off.

When he pops back in a moment later, it's with a sheet of paper in hand he pushes into his counterpart's hands.

"When I figured out how easy the streusel filling was I got mad she'd been holding out on me for so long." Yes he's going to pretend that didn't happen and if Jim knows what's good for him he'll do the same.