That earns a grin from Natasha. No, Jim. You can't wear that and keep the beard. Just no. The goal is to have Hunter seduced, not reduced to tears from laughing. He seems to nice to do that but it's a good joke so Natasha doesn't apologize to herself for it.

"No lace, no excessive ties and trussing. So does that rule out corsets?" He might not have the top to fill out from them, but they'd still go a long way toward accentuating his torso and hips. "Only problem with gold is making it look nice and not gaudy for something like this. You take a look around for anything in gold and see if there's something that catches your eye. I'm gonna...hm."

What she's going to do is borrow an unwatched measuring tape from the checkout counter and make her way back over to Jim.

"Hold still. I gotta figure out what size you are now."