Just like that, Mr. Manager Majima evaporates, and he rises from the bow with a shit-eating grin. This is too easy.

He gives Katsuya's upper arm a playful punch. "C'mon, lighten up a little, 'baasan. Ya gotta teach me more of that filth in English!"

Majima bounces on his heels, thinking, before he snaps his fingers. "Tell me how to say somethin' like, 'Eat a shit sandwich, dickcheese!'"