Don't be intimidated by Hips' beauty. Be intimidated by her ridiculous mouth and easy willingness to verbally assault people.
She's very careful to not blow smoke at people though. She's terrible, but she's not rude. ...Well, okay, she is, but only if the other person deserves it.
"Well, Sammy has taken to crawling all over the castle like he's Sir Edmund Hillary. He calls it parkour. I call it an incipient heart attack. He's keen on video games, much to my chagrin. His father would be having fits, to be honest."
She puts on a ridiculous Spanish accent and waves a hand in the air.
"The 9th castellan of the Salazar line, playing Pokemon!" She drops the accent. "Yeah. Anyway. Frankie has his nose in a book at all hours, I have to pry it out of his hands come supper time. And if I could understand the books, I'd be better with it, but they all have ridiculous titles with many multi-syllable words. Hyphenated words. It's Martian for all of me."
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She's very careful to not blow smoke at people though. She's terrible, but she's not rude. ...Well, okay, she is, but only if the other person deserves it.
"Well, Sammy has taken to crawling all over the castle like he's Sir Edmund Hillary. He calls it parkour. I call it an incipient heart attack. He's keen on video games, much to my chagrin. His father would be having fits, to be honest."
She puts on a ridiculous Spanish accent and waves a hand in the air.
"The 9th castellan of the Salazar line, playing Pokemon!" She drops the accent. "Yeah. Anyway. Frankie has his nose in a book at all hours, I have to pry it out of his hands come supper time. And if I could understand the books, I'd be better with it, but they all have ridiculous titles with many multi-syllable words. Hyphenated words. It's Martian for all of me."