"Of course you have," Thor says, matter-of-factly. It's a rare thing to find an Earther who hasn't seen the Avengers in action on their news programs, or twittered to countless followers. And who wouldn't want to watch an Asgardian warrior perform at the peak of his strength?

"I'd know a man better if I am to fight at his side," he adds, raising his eyebrows. Not that he knows quite where his standing is with the Avengers these days, but the Spider Man seems appropriately awed, at least. Can't hurt to befriend him, can it? Many a friendship has been forged with a flagon of ale, tongues loosened and nerves eased. "Come, let's share a drink, and you can tell me how Stark brought you into the fold."