"It has been tempting to mess with Flash's chemistry experiments more than once, I guess."

He hasn't ever done it. For every 'Penis Parker' line he gets lobbed his way most folks are inclined to just leave Peter alone and that's honestly what he'd prefer. People not giving him a second glace or forgetting he's there works out in his favor when its time to slip away because Spider-Man is needed.

"But it might get him in trouble or mess with his grades and that's not cool." None of the guy's bullying on Peter did those things. He doesn't want to be the one to escalate it. Peter gives a bit of a relieved smile to see Loki back as he should be. "I guess I"m not very good with mischief and lies. I would be just, the worst at that."

Says Spider-Man. Oh, the irony.