The Greater (Drunken) Good

[notalldead]

It's been some time since Jesse's had his own question for the Nexus. Maybe he's been avoiding it until the last vestiges of Reynard's winter have passed. That whole ordeal didn't do so well by him, after all.

Or maybe Jesse's just been busy? Busy drinking, apparently. He swaggers into the Nexus, a half-finished bottle of Jack Daniels held loosely by the neck in one dangling hand. Once he's found a good enough sofa to sit upon, the zed flops himself down like a ragdoll.

"What's the-..."

He pauses, looking like he's trying to stifle a burp. His eyes aren't really focusing properly. His cowboy hat is a little askew on his head.

"What's the worst thing y'all ever done. Ever done fer the-...Y'know, fer the greater good n' all that shit. Y'ever done somethin' real bad even if it were fer a good cause? Y'ever-...? Yeah. S'all."

He's drunk as hell.

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[notalldead]

"Well, shewt." Jesse lurches forward, resting his elbows on his knees and looking the newcomer over with a smiling, if slack, expression. He's also quiet for way too long, just staring. Trying to figure out the long ears and the pet this guy has.

"Killin' a mean fucker ain't-...S'not so bad, ain't it? I've put a whole buncha-...Some real snakes in the dirt. 'Cept I ain't the one buryin' 'em, hah. More like, more like, like...like makin' 'em zed chow! S'better that way. Prolly."

He's already forgotten what he was saying. Jesse blinks sluggishly a few times.

"...Zat a weasel?"

[darklighthero]

Jak frowned "He messed with the wrong people, we found out about it and have eyes and ears. I only kill when necessary, but I don't usually kill with my bare hands. I let nature take its course and let them face their own ending."

Unless it's my dark side..

Daxter looked up at Jesse and blinked "I'm NOT a weasel pal... I'm a OTTSEL!"

[notalldead]

"Tha's-...That's kinna wishy-washy, don' you think? I mean, sounds like y'all ain't got the guts to plug a sonuvvabitch. I mean, I'm not WILD about havin' t'do it, but..." What was his point? He forgot. Everything he's saying sounds kind of terrible!

Let's look at that animal again instead. "C'mere. Can I pet it?"