Crash landing with a difference
Jun. 2nd, 2020 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"You know, the big question should be; how do you know if you're still dreaming even though you think you are awake?"
Tony Stark was clutching his head with one hand, which hurt like hell for some reason. He hadn't even touched a drop of liquor in months now he was near tee-total. A scotch in the morning was no longer his breakfast anymore and hadn't been for years. Had he fallen and hit his head on the ground? That sounded more like it. In his other hand was clutched a pamphlet, which he had read and gazed at for a good few minutes or more.
The Nexus? Is this where he had ended up? Christ. Was this some sort of a joke? Had Happy or Rogers set him up at some resort? Because it was seriously lacking in certain amenities if they thought he would enjoy this place. Of course, this place might have more in the line of entertainment past the information in the pamphlet. He just needed to read more or to---try and wake up.
Maybe if he pinched himself he would wake up? A sound solution, right? Because he wanted nothing more than to get back to his workshop and finish spray painting his latest suit. The MkII's helmet needed work and also the jets on the feet had to be altered for higher altitudes. Also, the big one? Ultron. That guy was somewhere out there at god knows where doing god knows what. Iron-Man had to be ready to launch when the Avengers were called. SHIELD wouldn't have done this to him? No, that was just crazy and made no sense.
He was currently squinting up at the building in front of him which read; "The Viper's Pit." Great. So, it was some sort of seedy establishment perhaps? Walking through the doors of the place he looked around and realised he shouldn't really be here. It was a bar; a tavern of sorts and Tony and drink weren't really friends right now. At least, Pepper had tried to ease his partnership with the scotch glass over the years. Hey, he'd been on wheatgrass shakes with added chlorophyll. It tasted like crap but did a ton of good. At least he was trying.
"FRIDAY? Am I dreaming? Because if I'm not then I'm entering into a world of sin right now."
No answer came from his device, which must have shorted out maybe? It sounded so Eighties--shorted out? Loss of connection sounded more Twenty First Century. God, where the hell was he? Crap. No FRIDAY for now it seemed. It also enforced his idea that this might be some sort of drug trip because Iron-Man had lots of enemies and one of them might have somehow gained access to his health shakes and drugged them. Yeah. A bit out there but everything was possible regarding Tony Stark.
"If I click my heels three times does it mean I get back to Avenger's Compound?"
Tony Stark was clutching his head with one hand, which hurt like hell for some reason. He hadn't even touched a drop of liquor in months now he was near tee-total. A scotch in the morning was no longer his breakfast anymore and hadn't been for years. Had he fallen and hit his head on the ground? That sounded more like it. In his other hand was clutched a pamphlet, which he had read and gazed at for a good few minutes or more.
The Nexus? Is this where he had ended up? Christ. Was this some sort of a joke? Had Happy or Rogers set him up at some resort? Because it was seriously lacking in certain amenities if they thought he would enjoy this place. Of course, this place might have more in the line of entertainment past the information in the pamphlet. He just needed to read more or to---try and wake up.
Maybe if he pinched himself he would wake up? A sound solution, right? Because he wanted nothing more than to get back to his workshop and finish spray painting his latest suit. The MkII's helmet needed work and also the jets on the feet had to be altered for higher altitudes. Also, the big one? Ultron. That guy was somewhere out there at god knows where doing god knows what. Iron-Man had to be ready to launch when the Avengers were called. SHIELD wouldn't have done this to him? No, that was just crazy and made no sense.
He was currently squinting up at the building in front of him which read; "The Viper's Pit." Great. So, it was some sort of seedy establishment perhaps? Walking through the doors of the place he looked around and realised he shouldn't really be here. It was a bar; a tavern of sorts and Tony and drink weren't really friends right now. At least, Pepper had tried to ease his partnership with the scotch glass over the years. Hey, he'd been on wheatgrass shakes with added chlorophyll. It tasted like crap but did a ton of good. At least he was trying.
"FRIDAY? Am I dreaming? Because if I'm not then I'm entering into a world of sin right now."
No answer came from his device, which must have shorted out maybe? It sounded so Eighties--shorted out? Loss of connection sounded more Twenty First Century. God, where the hell was he? Crap. No FRIDAY for now it seemed. It also enforced his idea that this might be some sort of drug trip because Iron-Man had lots of enemies and one of them might have somehow gained access to his health shakes and drugged them. Yeah. A bit out there but everything was possible regarding Tony Stark.
"If I click my heels three times does it mean I get back to Avenger's Compound?"