"I don't know what a Christian is," says Clobber. "But that sounds a lot like Laserbeak. I bet they'd be great friends! Laserbeak is really sweet and innocent. She likes to steal jewellery and shiny things. Lady Ravage always has to go and get her jewellery back. They're sisters so she doesn't mind until she needs to wear it. Lord Soundwave left his PINpoint info with all of the trinket sellers in the open stalls in the Plaza because she just takes stuff. But she also gives things to people for no reason at all."

Clobber chuckles. "She gave me a string of diamonds once and also a holographic soda can."