How to get to Sesame Street?

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.

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[melove_cookies]

It was almost as if a homing beacon had been activated in Cookie's brain as he approached the Plaza now sniffing the air because was that?....

...a cookie smell? He could smell it even before his blue fuzzy foot even stepped on the hard stone of the Plaza floor. It was then his large googly eyes set upon the gargantuon sight of the cookie.

The huge cookie.

"Is dat?...."

He could barely contain his excitement when he saw the huge, massive cookie being pushed by the devil man he met before at the Dawning. Oh goodness! Look at the size of that thing!

"COOKIE! OH MY! ME WANTS DIS! ME HAVE TO HAVE DIS BIG MASSIVE COOKIE! LU-SEE-FUR! ANGEL MAN HAVE BIG COOKIE AND ME WANTS IT!"

Gluttonous? Just a little bit. His grabby hands already pawing the air before the giant creation. Chocolate chip too! Cookie was in heaven. Angels were from heaven weren't they?

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer smiles when he sees the monster he was asking around about.

"There you are!" He steps over toward the side of the cookie, careful on the slippery plastic. "Remember, you asked for an enormous cookie."

He unwraps the one edge and smiles, unsheathing the sword. "Shall I cut you a piece?"

[melove_cookies]

"A piece? But me want to eat ALL of deh cookie!"

Cookie now looked up at the huge pastry which was much bigger than him and he LOVED IT. The monster's mouth watering as he began sniffing the cookie up close and putting his paws over his mouth. He had to have it. Now.

"Oh please! Yes, me wants a piece. Dis is so good!"

He still wants to eat the whole thing after. Or try.

[the_rebel_son]

"Well... this one you will have to eat a piece at a time unless you are far stronger than I anticipated." Lucifer is both amused and joyful at the excitement.

Lucifer stepped down on the ground and drew the sword to hack off a few chunks. "It may take some time to eat the entire cookie."

[chiaro_oscuro]

For once Ben sees the giant cookie before he smells it, but it's massive. He wonders where this came from, then he remembers the hundred pounds of cheesecake that he consumed himself. Then he has an idea as he admires the massive confection.

He looks at the angel a little hopefully. Ben's no Cookie Monster, but he has a taste for pastries.

"Can I, ah, please have a bite?"

[the_rebel_son]

"Of course." Lucifer comes over toward the edge. He doubts the amount a human could eat, even one with a sweet tooth like Ben, would be noticed by the intended recipient.

"You may want to break off a piece." There are so many chips in it that even a small broken off piece would be filled with them.

[chiaro_oscuro]

Ben nods, cracks off a piece of cookie, and tosses it into his mouth. There's a crunch as he chews, then a heavy gulp when he finally swallows. He's clearly pleased with the taste.

"Thank you. This is a delicious cookie." Not satisfied with one bite, Ben's already moving to break off another piece.

[the_rebel_son]

"I was worried it would cook unevenly, even with my skills." Lucifer admits before sitting on the edge of the cookie near where Ben was eating pieces. Most of it was still wrapped so sitting on it didn't matter.

[itmeanstruth]

Of course, once it was unwrapped, that smell wafted clear across the Nexus. It wouldn’t be long until everybody came to see (and taste) the enormous cookie! The twins were no exception.

“Woah...” Minoru hardly had any words once he climbed down from one of the many buildings overlooking the cookie. “Lucifer, that’s... That’s got to be the biggest cookie ever made!”

“Indeed. And judging by the dimensions of the location itself, I would estimate it exceeds such a record by roughly fifty additional feet in diameter. Perhaps by an additional ten thousand pounds?”

[the_rebel_son]

"I was dared." He tells the human as he walks over toward the side they are on. He can see easily that these two are related, if not brothers or twins. Minoru may have mentioned it but in his exhaustion he can't process that much.

"The devil does nothing in temperance." He tells them with a mischievous little laugh. "I am uncertain the dimensions, perhaps 140 or 150 feet?"

[itmeanstruth]

“That does exceed the previous record by a minimum of 38 feet.” Isamu nodded, already doing a multitude of other calculations in his head. This truly was a fascinating culinary achievement.

“That’s some dare!” Minoru chuckled.

[the_rebel_son]

"You do not dare the devil and expect something understated." Lucifer steps down from the cookie beside Minoru. "This is your brother?"

[guitar_voodoo]

Mick nearly dropped his bag of shopping when he noticed the huge bloody great big biscuit the angel bloke was now currently wheeling along in the Plaza. Clutching his bag of snacks and booze, he walked over eyes wide as saucers at the spectacle. He could hardly believe his eyes because---was that a chocolate chip biscuit or cookie as they were sometimes called? Wrapped up of course to prevent it being damaged as it was being rolled. As for the angel, Mick didn't recognise his face but it looked like Tom and vaguely Ziggy.

God, the angel looked like Tom and Ziggy.

"Bloody hell! That's a huge biscuit there, mate. Did you make that all by yourself?"

Because it was a feat of engineering right there. Or culinary wizardry. Did angels often make huge pastries for the residents of the Nexus to enjoy? That thing could probably feed everyone too.

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer laughs quietly at the surprise and the huge eyes on the human. The British is pretty obvious in the turn of phrase and accent too.

"I did." Lucifer steps over toward where Mick is standing. He's tall, Ziggy's height though not quite as thin. "I have trained to be a master chef and I have a very large... Oven."

The oven comment getting a smirk from Lucifer since he had cooked it with the hellfire of his own body.

[guitar_voodoo]

The bloke was as tall as Ziggy and Mick realised this as soon as he stepped over. The likeness though---it was uncanny. But that massive biscuit drew the guitarist's attention even more. He just couldn't get his head around it all. What sort of massive oven could cook such a huge biscuit? Mind blown. Again.

"You must have some kind of monster oven, mate. To cook a biscuit this bloody huge. I just---can't get my head around it all."

Walking around the cookie, Mick frowned and then frowned even more. It had to be magic or some sort of illusion maybe. Was the angel a magician? It wouldn't surprise him at all. The angel though---he looked like Tom and Ziggy. That couldn't be explained either.

"Is this even real? Not like a magic trick or something like that? Also--uh I know this sounds daft but you look like Tom and Ziggy. Just your face shape and things."

[the_rebel_son]

"Being an angel has its advantages."

Lucifer couldn't help but chuckle. It had been some time since he ran into someone in the Nexus with little or no experience with the supernatural. It is endearing and something he has always appreciated about the humans in general.

"You may try it. It is not a magic trick though the way I cooked it may be considered magic by a human." He admits freely. He hasn't met Tom yet because of Ziggy's concerns over how his father might respond. "Ziggy Stardust? I have met him because a mutual... acquaintance saw the same and again on request of a mutual friend."

[clobberintime]

Clobber sees Cookie and the cookie and immediately walks over to investigate.

That cookie is almost four times her height in size! She's impressed. "Wow. I didn't think you could make a cookie that big. Is it magic?"

[the_rebel_son]

"I did not either." Lucifer had done this as a dare after all. "Most of it was cooking skill though I did employ a magic of sorts to cook it."

[clobberintime]

Clobber considered this briefly. "If it's magic, can I eat it too?"

[the_rebel_son]

"It is not magic. As it is, no, I do not think you can eat it." Lucifer looks over at the cookie curiously and then back at the being with him. "Are you the same species as Megatron?"

Then he had a pretty good idea of what to convert the cookie into that might maintain enough of the taste but in materials this species could eat.

[onward_and_upward]

Astro had been rocketing over the plaza on his way to go visit Aletayria and Tom when he spotted the giant human looking man rolling what looked like the biggest cookie he had ever seen. He appeared to lay the cookie down carefully before suddenly shrinking in size.

"What the...?!"

Circling closer to get a better look, he confirmed with a quick scan that yep, it appeared to actually be a giant cookie. A chocolate chip one in fact.

"Wow that's insane!" The robot teen got out, flabbergasted. He had seen a lot of crazy things in his short life, but a giant cookie was not one of them. Hovering in place, Astro reached into a pocket in the bright orange Astronaut jacket he was wearing and tugged out his PINpoint. He took a couple of pictures, trying to get the whole thing in the shot. "Cora and the others won't believe this!"

Hearing a voice address him, Astro hovered closer and spotted the giant man now normal sized, standing on the cookie and seeming to unwrap it.

"A blue monster?" Astro shook his head. "Nope I haven't seen anyone like that." He stuffed his PINpoint back into his pocket, peering at the man curiously while he hovered. "Did you actually make this cookie??"

[the_rebel_son]

Thankfully, Lucifer is used to people being in the sky while he is on the ground. It's natural for angels to converse this way and he simply looks up curiously.

"I will find him sometime. Eventually, someone will have seen him." Lucifer says with some hope while watching the boy. "I did. There's a misconception that angels are all harps on clouds in heaven. I have many talents and cooking is one I find great comfort in."

[onward_and_upward]

"This friend of yours must be huge then." Astro marveled, flying around the diameter of the giant dessert before coming to a stop to hover again. "How did you even do this? I mean...you'd need an oven the size of an aircraft hanger right?" Or bigger. Holy cow.

Eying the cookie, visibly impressed, the teenager couldn't help but humorously think that he'd probably be able to easily lift it. "Oh did you need help unwrapping it?" He offered, though he hesitated as he registered what the man said. "Angel?" He wasn't brought up in a religious faith, but he had heard about angels. "Like...a guardian angel?" He blinked large brown eyes, clearly curious. For real??

[pelicanmouth]

Well, that's the biggest cookie Leon has ever seen, too big even for a gulper eel to eat. He doesn't eat, instead staring at it in fear and amazement. So, this person made the giant cookie? That's amazing, and a little scary.

The eel looks up at Lucifer, eyes bugging out even more than normal, as if asking Did you do this?.

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer is accustom to all forms of life, be it his hand in creation or the forms his own angels take. He is hardly surprised to see the eel like form on land.

"I did." He tells him calmly. The nervousness is rather obvious. "There is no reason to be in discomfort here. It was made as a gift for the blue monster that I have yet to relocate."