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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] the_rebel_son) wrote in [community profile] nexus_crossings2021-03-14 07:49 am

How to get to Sesame Street?

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.
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[personal profile] itmeanscourage 2021-04-15 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
“But would he be doing that math were it not there?” Minoru shrugged. It was a legitimate question, not a rhetorical one. Knowing Isamu, he does sometimes just wake up in the morning with theoretical equations on his mind and work them for fun. He’d do it after Minoru showed him new parkour moves too, though that was more physics than math.

Isamu was startled a bit by Lucifer’s interruption, losing count, as it were.

“I would respectfully counter that one of the great rewards of existence itself is in determining how it came to be. Without that level of theoretical understanding, one cannot fully appreciate anything beyond the base senses.”

“Come on, bro. At least appreciate the taste sense. This is delicious!”