How to get to Sesame Street?

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.

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[melove_cookies]

It was almost as if a homing beacon had been activated in Cookie's brain as he approached the Plaza now sniffing the air because was that?....

...a cookie smell? He could smell it even before his blue fuzzy foot even stepped on the hard stone of the Plaza floor. It was then his large googly eyes set upon the gargantuon sight of the cookie.

The huge cookie.

"Is dat?...."

He could barely contain his excitement when he saw the huge, massive cookie being pushed by the devil man he met before at the Dawning. Oh goodness! Look at the size of that thing!

"COOKIE! OH MY! ME WANTS DIS! ME HAVE TO HAVE DIS BIG MASSIVE COOKIE! LU-SEE-FUR! ANGEL MAN HAVE BIG COOKIE AND ME WANTS IT!"

Gluttonous? Just a little bit. His grabby hands already pawing the air before the giant creation. Chocolate chip too! Cookie was in heaven. Angels were from heaven weren't they?

[chiaro_oscuro]

For once Ben sees the giant cookie before he smells it, but it's massive. He wonders where this came from, then he remembers the hundred pounds of cheesecake that he consumed himself. Then he has an idea as he admires the massive confection.

He looks at the angel a little hopefully. Ben's no Cookie Monster, but he has a taste for pastries.

"Can I, ah, please have a bite?"

[itmeanstruth]

Of course, once it was unwrapped, that smell wafted clear across the Nexus. It wouldn’t be long until everybody came to see (and taste) the enormous cookie! The twins were no exception.

“Woah...” Minoru hardly had any words once he climbed down from one of the many buildings overlooking the cookie. “Lucifer, that’s... That’s got to be the biggest cookie ever made!”

“Indeed. And judging by the dimensions of the location itself, I would estimate it exceeds such a record by roughly fifty additional feet in diameter. Perhaps by an additional ten thousand pounds?”

[guitar_voodoo]

Mick nearly dropped his bag of shopping when he noticed the huge bloody great big biscuit the angel bloke was now currently wheeling along in the Plaza. Clutching his bag of snacks and booze, he walked over eyes wide as saucers at the spectacle. He could hardly believe his eyes because---was that a chocolate chip biscuit or cookie as they were sometimes called? Wrapped up of course to prevent it being damaged as it was being rolled. As for the angel, Mick didn't recognise his face but it looked like Tom and vaguely Ziggy.

God, the angel looked like Tom and Ziggy.

"Bloody hell! That's a huge biscuit there, mate. Did you make that all by yourself?"

Because it was a feat of engineering right there. Or culinary wizardry. Did angels often make huge pastries for the residents of the Nexus to enjoy? That thing could probably feed everyone too.

[clobberintime]

Clobber sees Cookie and the cookie and immediately walks over to investigate.

That cookie is almost four times her height in size! She's impressed. "Wow. I didn't think you could make a cookie that big. Is it magic?"

[onward_and_upward]

Astro had been rocketing over the plaza on his way to go visit Aletayria and Tom when he spotted the giant human looking man rolling what looked like the biggest cookie he had ever seen. He appeared to lay the cookie down carefully before suddenly shrinking in size.

"What the...?!"

Circling closer to get a better look, he confirmed with a quick scan that yep, it appeared to actually be a giant cookie. A chocolate chip one in fact.

"Wow that's insane!" The robot teen got out, flabbergasted. He had seen a lot of crazy things in his short life, but a giant cookie was not one of them. Hovering in place, Astro reached into a pocket in the bright orange Astronaut jacket he was wearing and tugged out his PINpoint. He took a couple of pictures, trying to get the whole thing in the shot. "Cora and the others won't believe this!"

Hearing a voice address him, Astro hovered closer and spotted the giant man now normal sized, standing on the cookie and seeming to unwrap it.

"A blue monster?" Astro shook his head. "Nope I haven't seen anyone like that." He stuffed his PINpoint back into his pocket, peering at the man curiously while he hovered. "Did you actually make this cookie??"

[pelicanmouth]

Well, that's the biggest cookie Leon has ever seen, too big even for a gulper eel to eat. He doesn't eat, instead staring at it in fear and amazement. So, this person made the giant cookie? That's amazing, and a little scary.

The eel looks up at Lucifer, eyes bugging out even more than normal, as if asking Did you do this?.