the_rebel_son: (Oh Shit!)
Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] the_rebel_son) wrote in [community profile] nexus_crossings2021-03-14 07:49 am

How to get to Sesame Street?

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.
onward_and_upward: (astro8)

[personal profile] onward_and_upward 2021-03-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
"This friend of yours must be huge then." Astro marveled, flying around the diameter of the giant dessert before coming to a stop to hover again. "How did you even do this? I mean...you'd need an oven the size of an aircraft hanger right?" Or bigger. Holy cow.

Eying the cookie, visibly impressed, the teenager couldn't help but humorously think that he'd probably be able to easily lift it. "Oh did you need help unwrapping it?" He offered, though he hesitated as he registered what the man said. "Angel?" He wasn't brought up in a religious faith, but he had heard about angels. "Like...a guardian angel?" He blinked large brown eyes, clearly curious. For real??