How to get to Sesame Street?

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.

Comments

[the_rebel_son]

"We also have a long history of shaking off the chains of servitude that stretches far into the distant past." Comparing age was useless, in part because the angelic ages were so far beyond comprehension even for the old.

"Please let me know if it is sweet enough for her liking. I am still learning to cook for your species." True, it wasn't actually cooking but it was a chef's work in a way to create. It pulled in chemical elements from the ether to mix in the way any batter would be made.

"Perhaps we should introduce her to my messenger? He is notoriously high energy."

[clobberintime]

"They might have fun together, yeah. What's he like? She plays with the sparklings a lot. And I'll be sure to let you know what she says." Clobber grins. "Slavery is real, real bad. I don't know why anybody ever thought it was okay."

[the_rebel_son]

"He is .. child-like and the fastest angel created; full of energy, innocence, and kindness but he is also the angel of diplomacy, jewelry and cosmetology." Lucifer sighs thinking about his young messenger. "Loyal. He didn't fall but wished to leave heaven so he wouldn't be parted from us. For that he was cursed."

Lucifer's gaze became distant as he remembered his past. "We didn't know what slavery was in the beginning. God created us to serve him unquestioningly and I suspect, at least for Christians who practice slavery, that God's demands of servitude by those He deemed lesser gave them the idea to do it to their own who they thought were lesser."

[clobberintime]

"I don't know what a Christian is," says Clobber. "But that sounds a lot like Laserbeak. I bet they'd be great friends! Laserbeak is really sweet and innocent. She likes to steal jewellery and shiny things. Lady Ravage always has to go and get her jewellery back. They're sisters so she doesn't mind until she needs to wear it. Lord Soundwave left his PINpoint info with all of the trinket sellers in the open stalls in the Plaza because she just takes stuff. But she also gives things to people for no reason at all."

Clobber chuckles. "She gave me a string of diamonds once and also a holographic soda can."

[the_rebel_son]

"Christianity is one of the major religions among humans, and one of the major religions that worship my father. A Christian is someone who follows Christianity." Lucifer explains because there might be Christians here, not that they are all bad but understanding would help.

"I believe they would cause mischief together." Lucifer would definitely encourage this. "He has an innate ability to read, write and speak any language once he encounters it. I believe it would be good for my messenger to become acquainted with your people."

[clobberintime]

"Well, that sounds nice. I ain't in charge of Laserbeak but it sounds like they would be friends if they ever met each other. She flies rhrough here a lot in the early mornings."

Clobber sighs. "Lord Soundwave says that religion is the opiate of the people which I think is a quote from someone else? Because opiate is an organic drug, Glit said. Meanwhile Lady Ravage lights candles for Solus and Megatronus Prime, even though her conjunx doesn't like it. He puts up with it because they agreed to disagree about it. I don't understand religion. Why would something powerful enough to create a universe care so much about mortals' opinions?"