"If they were horrible, why'd you watch them?" Megatron asks, shaking his head. "There have to be others that weren't. I never know what to think of Earth cartoons, because Cybertronians are not so tiny and helpless and ignorant when we come into the world as organics are, and our young aren't like 'babies'. Cartoons for us, as opposed to what I thought cartoons are for Earth people, are just another form of filmmaking. So we don't have rules like I thought they had on earth that say cartoons have to be less violent, or less sexy, than live-action shows. There are some shows that don't have any of those things, and there are shows that are very silly. A dear friend of mine is fond of a show called Cybercats of Darkmount, and she introduced it to my lover's kids. It is surprisingly child-friendly, but it just happens to be that way--it's a fantasy story.

"As for dangerous hobbies...my hobby is poetry, but it sounds to me like these hobbies of yours are your actual life's work."