Director Orson Krennic (
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(no dupes) Too many sweets. Just. Too many.
After the weapons' test on Jedha was a great success, that night (or what passes as "night" on the Death Star) Krennic is en route to his personal quarters to do a little private celebration. Technically, he throws a party in the officers' lounge, the one for high-ranking officers (although of course the petty officers and tech people are welcome to celebrate in their own lounges), but he avoided coming there right now since he heard that the Grand Moff is there, stealing his spotlight. Krennic knows that he can't possibly avoid him forever, but a drink or two from his own personal collection, and he would be gold dealing with his archrival and the bane of his existence. However, when he exited the turbolift to his level, he came out in a...strange place instead of the usual corridor with stormtroopers patrolling through it.
He ended up in the Plaza of the Nexus. He was first confused, then irritated, and started asking around (demanding more like) about where in the stars he is, and got the same explanation. Krennic couldn't really accept it, thinking that this was some sort of a weird dream or a holographic prank someone played on him (most likely Tarkin, to keep him out from his own party celebrating his own greatness), but while he is still in the phase of denial, a random someone foisted him with a bag of sweets, telling him "Happy Halloween" and left before Krennic could accost him, and then another, and then another. In the end, he ended up with too much sweets--foreign sweets that he had never even seen before--his hands full of it, and what's worse, one of those idiots who forcefully gave him that told him that he had a nice costume. They think he was dressing up for this weird "Halloween" event, whatever the kriff it is.
He should probably sit down, or drop all the sweets, or better yet, throw them to somebody's face since that's how infuriated Krennic is right now, but as it stands, he's currently standing in the middle of the plaza with hands full of sweets. Someone please help him.
He ended up in the Plaza of the Nexus. He was first confused, then irritated, and started asking around (demanding more like) about where in the stars he is, and got the same explanation. Krennic couldn't really accept it, thinking that this was some sort of a weird dream or a holographic prank someone played on him (most likely Tarkin, to keep him out from his own party celebrating his own greatness), but while he is still in the phase of denial, a random someone foisted him with a bag of sweets, telling him "Happy Halloween" and left before Krennic could accost him, and then another, and then another. In the end, he ended up with too much sweets--foreign sweets that he had never even seen before--his hands full of it, and what's worse, one of those idiots who forcefully gave him that told him that he had a nice costume. They think he was dressing up for this weird "Halloween" event, whatever the kriff it is.
He should probably sit down, or drop all the sweets, or better yet, throw them to somebody's face since that's how infuriated Krennic is right now, but as it stands, he's currently standing in the middle of the plaza with hands full of sweets. Someone please help him.
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"Ain't heard of no Galactic Empire, no Pal- pal-pee-teen or a Sarlacc pit." Being given condescending looks wasn't a bother; Yondu had given them all the time and the man was the closest he had to a best friend.
"... 'm a-" He paused, frowning. Reached up and scratched at the tattoos on his neck. "Well. Guess I ain't a Ravager no more. Ain't a Guardian. I dunno. Guess I'm between jobs since Yondu killed everyone and then got himself spaced."
He took one of the sweets and unwrapped it, sniffing it before giving it an experimental lick. "I'm Kraglin Obfonteri, former First mate of the Eclector, of the Ravager 99th."
i'm sorry he's a rude asshole
"I've never heard of any of that either," he said, still observing Kraglin, managed to reined in the disgust somewhat. "Guess we really are at the crossroads between worlds and universes. Or so the pamphlets and the welcome party told me. Not the one who gave me all those sweets," he added, watching the other man moved towards the dumped sweets. Now this is xenoanthropology, Krennic never thought that he would be put in this sort of situation, but here he is. He probably should take out his datapad and make some notes. What an...interesting specimen. And the smell. It brings out the scientist in him, even if he's more into engines and weapons and machines than people and alien beings.
"It's Emperor Palpatine," Krennic corrected. "Stars know that if you pronounce his name like that and my Death Troopers are with me, I'll arrest you. But as it stands, I seem to have left behind in my universe...or whatever. Infuriating."
A brief pause, as he studied the other man some more. Contemplating putting more distance between them, too. "Did this Yondu guy kill you too? I mean I would, considering your smell. But you probably have your uses."
A mechanic, most likely, or a tech of sorts, Even when he was still an engineering student in Brentaal, Krennic had never been covered in that much grease. He's judging him so bad. "I've never heard of your ship. But that means you're a spacer, then," he said, tilting his head, the gears in his head turning. "Means you could get me out of here, since I don't trust all the 'just step into the right door and you'll end up back home' Bantha poo."
He paused for a moment, considering whether or not to introduce himself back, gauging Kraglin's usefulness. "I'm Director Krennic, of the Advanced Weapons Research Division in the Imperial Intelligence," he told him, grudgingly. "If you have a ship of sorts, you should consider borrowing it to me. I have a very important event to get back to."
it's okay, kraglin is too
He contemplated it for a bit, eating the rest of the sweet. "... oooh, like a place where all these different dimensional existences can, whachacallit... meet for a singular shared reality." Looked and sounded like a backwards hick; was actually capable of maintaining and running hyper advanced technology and understanding the science to do so.
"Sure, him, Emperor Palpiteen." Kraglin, being marginally less of an asshole than Yondu was, was still an asshole. "Yeah, sure, whatever. I got arrested a lot, never sticks none." He stuck a finger in his ear, wriggling it about.
And then started laughing. It wasn't a pretty laugh. It involved some hacking and clutching his cybernetics, because laughing like that hurt a lot so soon after surgery, but this guy was hilarious. "Borrow you a starship? You're fuckin' hilarious, you should go on stage!"
they got along SO well lmfao. btw I laughed at Palpiteen
"Yes, yes, something like that," Krennic responded, exasperated. He hated this guy's backwards accent. As a rule, senior Imperial officers (if not Imperial officers in general) despised the Outer Rim and all it stands for, including the accent, and even if he's originally from a small, backwards planet in the Mid Rim, he affected a Coruscanti accent, just like everyone else. Although his own native accent shows every now and then, particularly when he's pissed. And he's currently kind of pissed. "Read the pamphlets and ask the welcome party. I don't have time to stick around explaining the place to you."
And clearly, he doesn't want to. He scowled at what Kraglin says next, nearly rolled his eyes. "Then perhaps we should send you to a labour camp, then. I heard the one in Wobani works wonders on scum like you."
He doesn't mean it. Only he does. Which is totally worth it, considering the fact that the other man laughed at him after that, not a pretty laugh at that, with all those metal teeth and the unfinished cybernetics, and...what he said. Krennic's hand curled into a fist. "I'm not joking. You should listen to yourself. It's a miracle I haven't shot you. If you have a ship, then consider it confiscated in the name of the Galactic Empire."
i am so sorry about him...
"I done labour camps. Called 'home'." One of Kraglin's hands is very obviously sneaking to the sweets again to pilfer more and stash them away in his leathers. "Mining camps where prats like you knew better'n to go if they wanted to keep their fingers. And teeth." He flashed his.
And then deliberately looked down, where his other hand was casually resting on the hilt of his blaster. It was glowing slightly with charging menace. "And you ought'a be careful 'bout threatenin' people. Someone who ain't as nice as me might'a shot first. To be safe."
eh, don't be. they're both assholes. i'm sorry about krennic too lmfao
He tensed at what the other man said next, hand going to the hilt of his own blaster pistol, too. He didn't draw it yet, but another bit of provocation and Krennic just might. "I don't need to be careful," he said, sneering. "If my Death Troopers are here, they'd already shot you at the slightest provocation. But as it stands, I'm going to play nice and not do that."
[[ ooc: I think there's the anti-violence field or something so if this comes down to space cowboy shooting competition they'd be fine? ]]
I was pretty sure there was an anti-violence thing... because of people like these two
"Law? Who gives a feck about laws? Got the code, all we need." Steal from everyone. Don't steal from each other. Don't hurt kids (but threatening to eat them was okay, so long as you weren't actually going to).
He takes a last grab of sweets, because who knew when he'd have another chance at something like them and then he backed up a bit. "Yeah, know y'r type. Like havin' others fight f'r yer. Dun wanna risk blood on yer pretty whites."
tru. I think I read abt it somewhere. basically created for them
Considerably ironic, considering Krennic also only cares about his own hide. He's only supporting the Empire because it supplies him with the means (read: the Death Star) to achieve his grand vision of personal glory. Otherwise, he doesn't really care. Yes, he believed about the Empire's philosophy to some degree, since he experienced The Clone Wars firsthand (if not from behind the safety of his Special Weapons Group, but he did some covert ops), but in the long run, Orson Krennic only cares about Orson Krennic. Everyone else is toast.
"You challenging me, mate?" he barked out, stepping forward where Kraglin stepping back, taking it as an act of cowardliness. "I'm a good shot, and I can still take you out, even without my Death Troopers."
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His family and friends are dead. Just Petey left and that's complicated, but he'd protect the kid.
"Only if'n you think it is. Don't much care, me. But yer awful keen to prove sumthin' to a piece of scum, ain't'cha?" He smirked broadly at Krennic. "Aw, y' wanna impress me, don'tcha?"
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Now Kraglin's just poking the nest of space hornets. Krennic narrowed his eyes at him again, hand still on the hilt of his blaster. "Why would I want to impress you?" he laughed. "I just don't like criminal scum. And I don't want anything to do with you. So enjoy the food I've given you for free, I'm taking my leave."
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"Jus' sounds an awful lot like y'r tryin' t' impress me..." He shoves a gummy sweet in his mouth, chewing thoughtfully. "A'ight then."
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"I wouldn't kriffing impress you if you're the last person in the galaxy," he says, giving the other man one last glare. "I'm taking my leave. Best if I don't see you around anymore, because the next time I might not be so nice."
And, just like that, he's making his dramatic exit, cape sweeping. He wasn't glad that it didn't come to a shooting contest, although a part of him did, but he was at least glad that he was right in his assumption about Kraglin, because if there's one thing Krennic loves more than his achievements and himself, it's being right.
Now to find his way in the Nexus without stumbling into anymore criminal scum. Or worse, rebel scum.
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But, ultimately, Kraglin can't be bothered. There's no profit or benefit in killing Krennic. He's going away, which is what Kraglin wants, so he can claim to the table and the remaining sweets. And if he finds Krennic later and there's a reason, he'll shank him and strip his body of valuables.
For now... Kraglin pops another sweet in his mouth and cracks it with his teeth to let the gooey centre flow out. Mm. Fruity.