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Director Orson Krennic ([personal profile] directordisaster) wrote in [community profile] nexus_crossings2017-10-23 12:35 pm

(no dupes) Too many sweets. Just. Too many.

After the weapons' test on Jedha was a great success, that night (or what passes as "night" on the Death Star) Krennic is en route to his personal quarters to do a little private celebration. Technically, he throws a party in the officers' lounge, the one for high-ranking officers (although of course the petty officers and tech people are welcome to celebrate in their own lounges), but he avoided coming there right now since he heard that the Grand Moff is there, stealing his spotlight. Krennic knows that he can't possibly avoid him forever, but a drink or two from his own personal collection, and he would be gold dealing with his archrival and the bane of his existence. However, when he exited the turbolift to his level, he came out in a...strange place instead of the usual corridor with stormtroopers patrolling through it.

He ended up in the Plaza of the Nexus. He was first confused, then irritated, and started asking around (demanding more like) about where in the stars he is, and got the same explanation. Krennic couldn't really accept it, thinking that this was some sort of a weird dream or a holographic prank someone played on him (most likely Tarkin, to keep him out from his own party celebrating his own greatness), but while he is still in the phase of denial, a random someone foisted him with a bag of sweets, telling him "Happy Halloween" and left before Krennic could accost him, and then another, and then another. In the end, he ended up with too much sweets--foreign sweets that he had never even seen before--his hands full of it, and what's worse, one of those idiots who forcefully gave him that told him that he had a nice costume. They think he was dressing up for this weird "Halloween" event, whatever the kriff it is.

He should probably sit down, or drop all the sweets, or better yet, throw them to somebody's face since that's how infuriated Krennic is right now, but as it stands, he's currently standing in the middle of the plaza with hands full of sweets. Someone please help him. 
lastravagerstanding: (Confused)

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-25 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Kraglin pulled a face. It might be meant to be an appeasing expression, or it might just be displeasure at being called out on sidling closer but as soon as the food was dumped on a table, he was sidling up to that instead, far more interested in the allure of eating than harassing someone with a giant stick up their ass.

"Ain't heard of no Galactic Empire, no Pal- pal-pee-teen or a Sarlacc pit." Being given condescending looks wasn't a bother; Yondu had given them all the time and the man was the closest he had to a best friend.

"... 'm a-" He paused, frowning. Reached up and scratched at the tattoos on his neck. "Well. Guess I ain't a Ravager no more. Ain't a Guardian. I dunno. Guess I'm between jobs since Yondu killed everyone and then got himself spaced."

He took one of the sweets and unwrapped it, sniffing it before giving it an experimental lick. "I'm Kraglin Obfonteri, former First mate of the Eclector, of the Ravager 99th."
lastravagerstanding: (Try not to laugh)

it's okay, kraglin is too

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-25 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
The sugary confection definitely had more interest for Kraglin that annoying the uptight bloke. He bit into the candy, those metal teeth proving more that decoration as they easily sheared through it. He rolled it in his mouth, waiting for any allergic reaction before deciding it must be safe and swallowing it down. "Not bad," he mumbled. "Prob'ly don't go off, neither. What?"

He contemplated it for a bit, eating the rest of the sweet. "... oooh, like a place where all these different dimensional existences can, whachacallit... meet for a singular shared reality." Looked and sounded like a backwards hick; was actually capable of maintaining and running hyper advanced technology and understanding the science to do so.

"Sure, him, Emperor Palpiteen." Kraglin, being marginally less of an asshole than Yondu was, was still an asshole. "Yeah, sure, whatever. I got arrested a lot, never sticks none." He stuck a finger in his ear, wriggling it about.

And then started laughing. It wasn't a pretty laugh. It involved some hacking and clutching his cybernetics, because laughing like that hurt a lot so soon after surgery, but this guy was hilarious. "Borrow you a starship? You're fuckin' hilarious, you should go on stage!"
lastravagerstanding: (Contempt)

i am so sorry about him...

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-25 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Krennic was in for a few very nasty surprises. Most people who underestimated Kraglin ended up getting some nasty surprises; he wasn't First mate of an exiled Ravager because of his pretty face or his annoying loyalty to his Captain (though loyalty had helped).

"I done labour camps. Called 'home'." One of Kraglin's hands is very obviously sneaking to the sweets again to pilfer more and stash them away in his leathers. "Mining camps where prats like you knew better'n to go if they wanted to keep their fingers. And teeth." He flashed his.

And then deliberately looked down, where his other hand was casually resting on the hilt of his blaster. It was glowing slightly with charging menace. "And you ought'a be careful 'bout threatenin' people. Someone who ain't as nice as me might'a shot first. To be safe."
Edited 2017-10-26 12:31 (UTC)
lastravagerstanding: (Contempt)

I was pretty sure there was an anti-violence thing... because of people like these two

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ravagers had the same principle. Show no weakness, have no soft spots, care for nothing and no one. Yondu was strict about sentiment.

"Law? Who gives a feck about laws? Got the code, all we need." Steal from everyone. Don't steal from each other. Don't hurt kids (but threatening to eat them was okay, so long as you weren't actually going to).

He takes a last grab of sweets, because who knew when he'd have another chance at something like them and then he backed up a bit. "Yeah, know y'r type. Like havin' others fight f'r yer. Dun wanna risk blood on yer pretty whites."
lastravagerstanding: (Amused at (with) the boss)

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-29 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Steal from everyone. Don't hurt kids." That's... about it. "Do what Cap'n says." Though, having to do what Quill says instead... he's still not entirely sold on that. "Lotta space between 'law' and 'own hide'."

His family and friends are dead. Just Petey left and that's complicated, but he'd protect the kid.

"Only if'n you think it is. Don't much care, me. But yer awful keen to prove sumthin' to a piece of scum, ain't'cha?" He smirked broadly at Krennic. "Aw, y' wanna impress me, don'tcha?"
lastravagerstanding: (Try not to laugh)

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-29 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Kraglin shrugs. He's still a criminal, sure. And probably scum. But he cares about more than just his own hide. Though Yondu would laugh himself sick if he said it where anyone could hear.

"Jus' sounds an awful lot like y'r tryin' t' impress me..." He shoves a gummy sweet in his mouth, chewing thoughtfully. "A'ight then."
lastravagerstanding: (Try not to laugh)

[personal profile] lastravagerstanding 2017-10-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
He was right. Kraglin wasn't going to shoot him. He'd shot a lot of people; killing didn't bother him, nor did killing people with their back to him. If he was Yondu, he would've killed Krennic on principle, maybe after terrorising him for a bit.

But, ultimately, Kraglin can't be bothered. There's no profit or benefit in killing Krennic. He's going away, which is what Kraglin wants, so he can claim to the table and the remaining sweets. And if he finds Krennic later and there's a reason, he'll shank him and strip his body of valuables.

For now... Kraglin pops another sweet in his mouth and cracks it with his teeth to let the gooey centre flow out. Mm. Fruity.