Language LOL: Translator Malfunction

[rumham]

You know what's cool? Chatting with your pals. Reading the Internet. Navigating the roads because you can understand the Gods-damned street signs. You know what's not cool? Not being able to do any of that. By that metric, one might describe today in the Nexus decidedly uncool.

It's utterly without warning that the multiversal hub goes from automatic to manual translation. Shop signs, radio and television broadcasts, conversations on the streets between vendors and friends and businesspeople are suddenly a jarring cacophony of dissonant languages. Then there's the silence. Then there's the shouting. Turns out people get pissed off when nobody understands them!

Momentary chaos dies down as the average people of the Nexus come to grips with their new situation. Shopkeepers wait outside their stores and stands with expectant expressions, impatiently waiting for the translator to pull itself together and start working again.

Except...

It sort of doesn't.

No, it super doesn't.

Citizens of the Nexus, it would appear you're going to have to adjust...

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Comments

[smartass_captain]

"Still, as far as problems in the Nexus go, this is pretty tame."

Not to tempt fate or anything. It's definitely going to be trouble if they're unable to communicate with others for any extended amount of time but these things don't tend to last very long in the Nexus. Still, the idea of not being able to talk to Felix, or his companion not being able to talk to Hunter makes Jim pick up the pace a bit.

Leading his companion deeper into the urban sprawl of the Nexus.

"Nothing like this has ever happened before."

[boldygoing]

"Yeah, I figured that," he agrees, eyeing up the crowds as they pass through, listening to the multitude of strange voices and accents, and hardly a familiar word among them. Some people are still shouting as if they expect that getting louder will make them understood, others scribbling on paper or padds, or gesticulating wildly. It's a tiny thing to go wrong, but it's made one hell of a ripple. Still... it could very easily be worse. Has been worse, from what he's heard.

"I bet Uhura would have a blast with this."

[smartass_captain]

"She would, wouldn't she?"

Either that or an aneurysm listening to so many people butcher languages they barely know trying to communicate with each other. Jim snorts, but it's an affectionate noise. Though mentioning her has an idea coming to Jim's head.

"Hey, Can you hold the fort here for a minute? I'm going to PINpoint back to the base and make sure our translators aren't fried for good. We're going to have a hell of a time explaining it if they are."

[boldygoing]

"Shit, we will, won't we?" No easy way to fake accidental damage to Starfleet-issue translators, not withing frying your own head, and Jim isn't exactly eager to give that a shot. "Yeah, I'll stick around here. You've got my number, right?" Just in case the coordinates are wonky too, though if they are, who knows where either of them would end up?

[smartass_captain]

"Yeah, I've got it."

Jim pats his pocket where his PINpoint is before fishing it out and checking to make sure that at least is functioning properly before he goes trusting it with all his matter and bits to teleport him safely out of the Nexus.

"Be back in a few." And with a little bip! the captain is gone. Guess Jim better settle in and amuse himself for a few minutes until his counterpart returns.