There's a whole trail of filth tracked in from the portal Double D stumbled through. It stinks, but at least he can easily find his way home.

"HELLO?!" He continues to flail, failing to notice Ice Bear's reaction, "I AM OBVIOUSLY IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SHOWER! COULD SOMEBODY LET ME USE THEIR BATHROOM FOR TEN MINUTES?!?"

Suddenly, he thought he heard footsteps. He spun on his heel, not really knowing what to expect... Actually, scratch that. He really did not expect to see a polar bear aiming a pair of giant water pistols at him.

"... Huh?"

If Ice Bear was waiting for a signal to fire, this is it.