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Through the Looking-Ed
How did this happen?
All Double D wanted was to start his morning off with a nice, refreshing shower... Then he finds out the hard way the bathroom was being rennovated. He tried asking his friends, but Eddy wouldn't be bothered to wake up early on a Saturday, and Ed's sister was using his bathroom for a play spa. The other kids in the Cul-de-sac were no help either, and all Double D got out of this ordeal was even more dirt and filth that begged to be cleaned off.
The poor boy was at wit's end at this point. He wandered down the lane in a anxious haze, trying to shake off the grime and keep his sanity at the same time. Yet, it was so hard, especially since there seemed to be no hope at all for his cleanliness. He continued to mutter the same words under his breath as he desperately tried to scrape the grime off onto the picket fences. "Shower, shower, shower... Shower, shower, shower... Shower, shower, shower... Shower, show-OOF!"
Here, he blindly bumps into a nice couch and falls on his butt.
A couch? What's a perfectly good couch doing here?! Double D knows perfectly well that a couch does not belong in an alleyway... Nor do the chairs. Or the computers...
Double D blinks and glances around at his surroundings and realizes he's not even in the Cul-de-sac anymore. Furthermore, he also finds that he's surrounded by strangers and creatures that look like they belong in one of Ed's comic books, and yet... He's still covered in filth and grime and dirt and these people look like they have showers. He's frozen for a moment, wide eyed like a deer in the headlights, as the embarrassment of being so messy in front of complete strangers merges with his desire to get clean until at last he can't take it anymore.
He grabs the arm of the couch, pulls himself to his feet... And blurts out, "DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A SHOWER I CAN USE?! PLEASE?!?"
All Double D wanted was to start his morning off with a nice, refreshing shower... Then he finds out the hard way the bathroom was being rennovated. He tried asking his friends, but Eddy wouldn't be bothered to wake up early on a Saturday, and Ed's sister was using his bathroom for a play spa. The other kids in the Cul-de-sac were no help either, and all Double D got out of this ordeal was even more dirt and filth that begged to be cleaned off.
The poor boy was at wit's end at this point. He wandered down the lane in a anxious haze, trying to shake off the grime and keep his sanity at the same time. Yet, it was so hard, especially since there seemed to be no hope at all for his cleanliness. He continued to mutter the same words under his breath as he desperately tried to scrape the grime off onto the picket fences. "Shower, shower, shower... Shower, shower, shower... Shower, shower, shower... Shower, show-OOF!"
Here, he blindly bumps into a nice couch and falls on his butt.
A couch? What's a perfectly good couch doing here?! Double D knows perfectly well that a couch does not belong in an alleyway... Nor do the chairs. Or the computers...
Double D blinks and glances around at his surroundings and realizes he's not even in the Cul-de-sac anymore. Furthermore, he also finds that he's surrounded by strangers and creatures that look like they belong in one of Ed's comic books, and yet... He's still covered in filth and grime and dirt and these people look like they have showers. He's frozen for a moment, wide eyed like a deer in the headlights, as the embarrassment of being so messy in front of complete strangers merges with his desire to get clean until at last he can't take it anymore.
He grabs the arm of the couch, pulls himself to his feet... And blurts out, "DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A SHOWER I CAN USE?! PLEASE?!?"
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It's when the young Edd boy asks his question, that Ice Bear pauses to stare at him, visibly frowning. It's the first time in a long time that something immediately causes the stoic bear to break his usual calm self. Germs. Garbage. Slime and trash.
Nope, nope, nope. Ice Bear is not even getting close to this, keeping his fur clean is priority number one. However, he turns around and notices that some of the local kids in the Nexus have left a few squirt guns lying around. Ice Bear picks up a pair of water-filled guns and inspects them to make sure they aren't filled with ink, which thankfully isn't the case. Spraying people with cold water isn't a 'cool' thing to do, but Ice bear has no other choice.
He gets within a few feet of Ed and points both of the Splat Dualies at him. Ready, aim...
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"HELLO?!" He continues to flail, failing to notice Ice Bear's reaction, "I AM OBVIOUSLY IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SHOWER! COULD SOMEBODY LET ME USE THEIR BATHROOM FOR TEN MINUTES?!?"
Suddenly, he thought he heard footsteps. He spun on his heel, not really knowing what to expect... Actually, scratch that. He really did not expect to see a polar bear aiming a pair of giant water pistols at him.
"... Huh?"
If Ice Bear was waiting for a signal to fire, this is it.
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Pulling back the triggers is second nature to the ursine, as two jets of water rush out at Edd. He's planning on unloading every drop of water the duelies has to offer, even doing a few fancy rolls while shooting, trying to get as much grime off of Edd as he can.
After a few minutes, and two empty water guns, Ice Bear stands proudly, holding the weapons up in the air. Somewhere in the Nexus, the Final Fantasy victory fanfare goes off.
"Ice Bear is victorious."
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Eventually, all the grime is rinsed off. It is now perfectly obvious that this boy was wearing a bath robe and a shower cap, both slightly tattered from his misadventures back home. The poor boy is left shivering from the shock of being sprayed with cold water.
".... An actual shower would have been fine..." He meekly mentions, "But thank you."
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"No problem. Ice Bear thinks you need more help though." He points to the bath robe. "Would you like Ice Bear's assistance?"
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"Actually, I think I might have wandered too far from home... Could you tell me where I am?"
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Ice Bear stretches out his arms to show how big the place really is, even though it's clearly visible.
"Please don't panic, Ice Bear is a Nexus veteran. Can help...?" Oh wait, he hasn't gotten a name yet! Time to improvise. "Young teenage boy?"
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"My name's Edward," The boy clarifies, "But most people call me Double D. As for this 'Nexus' as you put it, it seems a bit odd for a place like this to suddenly appear in an alley on the outskirts of the Cul-De-Sac. Have you always been here?"
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He listens intently to Edd's words, wondering what the best way to explain the situation would be. Hopefully he gets it right.
"Nexus portals appear at random places. Ice Bear guesses that one appeared in Edd's world without warning. Might have been through a door." He nods. "Ice Bear visits the Nexus, could say that Ice Bear is mostly here."
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Boy is it weird being referred to as 'Edd'. The whole reason he has the nickname is to not get confused with his friend Ed... Who, if Double D remembered correctly, was currently groveling at Eddy's door after he woke him up for school on a Saturday.
At least he should have until Eddy wakes up to speak with Ice Bear.
"I see... So you prefer this place to the Artic climates?"
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Ice Bear nods, looking around at all the different shops and restaurants. "Yes. Ice Bear is from California, but enjoys coming here for fun and work. Haven't lived in the arctic for years." But now he's curious...
"Where is Edd from?"
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At least that's what the boy assumes. He lives in a world without talking bears, forgive him if he mistook Ice Bear for a zoo animal.
"Me? Oh, um... I live in a Cul-De-Sac... Peach Creek. That's the street name. It's a rather lively neighbourhood if I do say so myself."
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"Ice Bear is tamed by no one. Lives with brothers in California." He doesn't seem offended by the assumption, rather, he's eager to clear that fact up.
"Never been there before. Ice Bear would like to see it sometime. Nexus can be pretty lively as well."
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She takes out her wand, when he yells for a shower. "Scourgify!"
The dirt and grime is magically cleaned off his body with a mere flick of her wrist.
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"O-oh... Thank you.... Ma'am."
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"Erm... Sorry to bother you again, but how can I be sure I'm not dreaming this up?"
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Hermione smiles. "But let me assure you, this is not a dream. Welcome to the Nexus, young man."
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Looking around again at all the strange sights and sounds... And also the woman with the magic wand.
Yeeeeeah, this wasn't familiar at all.
"Erm, sorry to bother you again, but I don't think I should loiter here for too long... Mother and Father may grow concerned if I wandered too far from home without letting them know where I am."
Granted, both of his parents were either out of town or at work at the moment, but that's no reason not to spare a thought for them.
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The trail of dirt leading out of the plaza might help, if that spell didn't erase some of it... And he noticed it.
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