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[h_hollister]

Enter one fed-up crazy woman.

"So. Single mum. Used to it. Raising two boys, all has been well for the last twelve years."

She pulls a pack of Rothmans out of the back pocket of her jeans and lights up, a true sign that she's at her wits' end. She never smokes in public. Like....less so than she drinks in public, which is saying a hell of a lot.

"Except now puberty is hitting. Suddenly I'm getting hormones along with the sass. Suddenly my sweet little boys are turning into aggressive little men. Should I douse myself in testosterone to establish dominance? Or should I find a better outlet for my little hellions?"

This marks the first real question Hippolyta Hollister has asked in many, many years. Pay heed.

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[sumarusfinest]

"But then when do you get a break? You can't be your childrens' teacher, mother, provider, and friend all the time. Doesn't it wear you down?"

This time it's his friend Katsuya is showing concern for, rather than her children. He has nothing but respect for Hippolyta raising the boys on her own but it sounds like a difficult road she's on.

[h_hollister]

"Hah."

The sound that leaves her is half despairing and half amused.

"It does. It really does. I mean, I have Kryten to help me, and Barong to guide me, but..."

She trails off, and then smiles hugely. It's the sort of smile that really has no place in this conversation, except it totally does and is totally right.

"But I could use more."

[sumarusfinest]

He sees that smile, Hippolyta. And realizes a second later what he's just walked right into. He raises both hands in defeat and gives a small shake of his head with a laugh.

"I wouldn't mind babysitting the boys if you needed a night off, if it wouldn't upset or frighten them to have a stranger over."

[h_hollister]

"Hah!"

That gets a barking laugh out of her, and she shakes her head.

"More like upsetting or frightening you, luv! My boys are enough to send angels treading safer grounds. You sure about this?"

[sumarusfinest]

It's taken a decade of practice but he can finally pronounce her name right.

"Hippolyta, I've fought hoards of demons, the undead, parastic hellions, and a literal god. I am not frightened of your children. Kids are kids regardless of appearance, right? What do they like? I'll have to think of something we can do that they'll enjoy. They'll hardly notice you're gone, I hope. Let you go enjoy yourself for an evening."

[h_hollister]

"They like food, mainly."

She's grinning at him now, a true and genuine grin. And she's wondering how she never noticed....never mind.

"Pizza, for the most part. That's the one thing they can agree on. And movies. Sammy loves cartoons. Frankie loves anime. If you put on a Miyazaki movie, they'll both be in ecstasies. Ponyo is an especial favorite."