Caspar twists his mouth in response to that bit of logic. "Yes, she's a pokémon, and yes, she's smart, but she'd also eat nothing but sweets all day if she could get away with it." He leans down and scratches the piglet between her ears, hoping the show of affection will make up for the lack of treats. Princess oinks softly, forgetting about her beignet quest for the moment.

"Um, well, I was thinking a little more mundane than that, like working on projects together, but you know your staff best." It doesn't sound like Majima likes them very much, which is too bad. He seemed to have a lot of platonic affection -- Harley excluded -- for his staff at the hostess club. "Are things going well otherwise?"