"Just the four standard-issue human limbs. Real let-down," Majima says with a snort.

He unabashedly preens at her attention, propping his free hand on his hip and smiling smugly. "Could even say I did one better. Last couple of years, I pulled two businesses outta the hole. Had 'em in the black and turnin' a healthy profit in a few months. Customers were clamborin' to get in the door."

A pause for a quick puff before he adds, very proudly: "And everything was above board!"