"Not sure I know much that a lion would find useful...I 'spect you wouldn't want to drink moonshine, and drivin' wouldn't do you no good. I could tell you stories, I guess."

And catch fish! This sounds like a fun outing to Cricket already. "I'd want mine cleaned and cooked. Probably fry 'em up over a fire. But if you wanted to just eat 'em right out of the water, I wouldn't mind."