How to get to Sesame Street?

[the_rebel_son]

Lucifer had a promise to keep and it was a labor of some strange love. Perhaps, it was his love of children and connection to the child-like or just his desire to do the unexpected. Who knew what moved the devil to his more bizarre behaviors.

Whatever the reason, one afternoon an over-sized Lucifer, 70 foot tall, starts rolling a 150 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie into the plaza like a wheel. The cookie wrapped in tin foil on the bottom and blue cellophane on the top. It takes a deft hands to lay the 50,000 pound cookie down without breaking it. The effort of baking it with his hellfire all the previous day and moving the gigantic mass has left even the devil tired.

His illusions shrunk down to his usual six and a half foot tall height once the labor of moving the enormous cookie was done. A huge sword is strapped across his back in the eventual need to slice this cookie in some effective manner. Sighing, he walks out into the center of the cookie about to unwrap it when he looks to the person at the edge of the cookie and calls out to them.

“Have you seen the gluttonous, blue monster that lives here?” He stands up to look at whomever has stopped. “I am in dire need of speaking with him.”

Leave it to the angel of sin to make a cookie so large it breaks the Guinness Book, not that this institution exists in the Nexus.

how many times can i write 'balls' in one post??

[spookyglitch]

BALLS.

BALLS EVERYWHERE.

GIANT STICKY BALLS TUMBLING ABOUT.

Well not exactly.  Starscream would like to refer to them as Passive Containment Units... but they are effectively... Giant balls.  Bubbles perhaps, that are rolling every which way in the plaza.  The moment one just bumps into a person, it sort of just absorbs them in, leaving them as hapless and stuck as a hamster in a well... hamster ball.  Oxygen thankfully seems to permeate them so there's no chance of suffocation... they're just really... truly... inconvenient.

Starscream has been dreaming of this moment for... well a month or two at least, that's about how long he's been in the Nexus.  And when you're essentially a ghost without a body and not much motivation to do anything PRODUCTIVE... you end up doing something that's just going to end up pissing a lot of people off and probably ruin their morning.  Sticky Balls of Doom.  All in all it's business as usual for Starscream.

"Excellent..." the terrible seeker in question smirks as he observes the chaos.  This is the first field test and he honestly couldn't be happier with the results.  He only wished he could be firing the ball canon himself.  Sadly he was currently without a body for himself so he relegated that task to his two little lab assistants.  Rumble and Frenzy barely needed any convincing to do the task.  He instructed them to just scamper about firing balls wildly and at will from their individual ball blasters.

Now there were giant bouncing balls everywhere!

"HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR ANTIVIOLENCE FIELD NOW NEXUS?!" he screeches dramatically, with a manic cackle.

It seemed as if some people had figured out how to escape the balls.  Not by brute force but by gently but firmly pushing against the ball's membrane until one pops out the other side.  Covered in a film of slime of course but otherwise free.  Starscream makes a mental note to look into that and fix it for next time.  This is why field testing is so important!

(( ooc: cleared it with a mod that the Antiviolence would not effect hamsterballing a character! Your character will only be trapped in a ball if you want them there and write it in.  Otherwise I will assume they are free for the moment and just privy to seeing the chaos. ))